DO NOT BOOP MY NOSE
POCKET SIZED KITTEH! :D
I LOVE IT WHEN YOU START PETTING A PET AND YOU CAN SEE THEIR EYES GET ALL SQUINTY AND THEY MOVE CLOSER TOWARDS YOU LIKE THEYRE JUST CHILLIN SOAKING UP ALL YOUR ATTENTION AND IT WARMS YOUR HEART BECAUSE THEY APPEAR VISIBLY HAPPY AND THAT IN TURN MAKES YOU HAPPY AND LIKE LIFE IS GREAT FROM THAT POINT ONWARD
Do you ever wonder why your lips and tongue sting a little when you’re eating pineapples? It’s because pineapples possess the enzyme bromelain, which breaks down meat proteins.
Basically, when you eat pineapples, pineapples eat you right back.
Pineapples are so metal.
petition to rename the usa ‘south canada’
what about alaska
are we then normal canada
canada a bit to the left
What about South America? Is that just America? Or South South Canada?
i cried my ass of laughing
i caN’T BREATHE OH MY GOD
I’m not even from Canada but I approve this change of names