My biggest talents:

Accidentally offending people

Accidentally fucking things up

Deliberately offending people

Deliberately fucking things up

Procrastinating

greenmariosmansion:

alakazams really are so smart

look at this guy

he’s literally been holding those spoons in his hands for four generations of pokemon in preparation for this

Foresight finally worked.

greenmariosmansion

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

territorialcreep:
no nO NOO nnoNO
This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog.

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

territorialcreep:

no nO NOO nnoNO

This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog.

can’t wait for the release of jurassic park 4D where they just let dinosaurs loose in the theater and you have to try to survive for 2 hours

miss-doctorwho:

awesomephilia:

I hate how funerals are always at like 9 or 10 AM. I’m not a mourning person.

I feel bad to laugh at that.

thesickestjokes

theconsultingdominatrix

rawstiel:

waywardspn:

CHARLIE IS LIKE DEANS ACTUAL BABY SISTER IN THIS GIF AND I AM FUCKING CRYING/SCREAMING/PUKING BC REAL LOVE

THEY’RE WEARING ALMOST THE SAME COLOR IMMA PUKE

dare-to-comply:

do you see the sass in that last gif

bookishbutcorruptible:

loogguitars:

Steve and Jeri wanted to build their grandkids a treehouse. We want Steve and Jeri to be our grandparents.

Can I have this as my house house?

scrappedroses:

my-lovely-lightning-in-a-bottle:

thefogofwar:

Once upon a time…

LUCIFER TAKE THE WHEEL

Chuck take my soul I’m going to die.

I CAN’T

I JUST CAN’T

methylbenzene:

the-milk-eyed-mender:

missl0nelyhearts:

all photos copyright Full Tilt Photography.

In 2006 we made this little burger meal for a competition on Craftster.org. It got quite a bit of online traffic at the time. Couldn’t find the links, so I re-edited and uploaded these for Parisa.

Me and Mr L put it together, and all the food was edible: baby onion, american cheese, baby gherkin, homemade bun, handcut fries. I made the tray and the drink out of polymer clay and printed up the Craftster branding.

you could feed these to mushroom people

ok this is straight up ridiculous

in a good way tho

young mama..

missl0nelyhearts

steelcandy:

Sailor Moon engagement rings! Sailor JupiterSailor MoonSailor VenusSailor MarsSailor Mercury
(made on http://www.gemvara.com)

Sailor Moon engagement rings!
Sailor Jupiter
Sailor Moon
Sailor Venus
Sailor Mars
Sailor Mercury

(made on http://www.gemvara.com)

pixiedustparcels:

snake-lovers:

Oun Sambath and his pet python.
A few months after Oun Sambath was born, his family found a baby python under his mattress. They carefully took it outside, but during the night it returned to be with the baby boy. The boy’s father prayed, and decided that the snake belonged to the boy and would bring them happiness.The boy and the snake have been together ever since. They have played together, have slept together, and even have talked together.“What do you say to the snake?” People have asked the boy.“That is a secret,” the boy has replied.
[the link to the article]

use for b. part of idea.

pixiedustparcels:

snake-lovers:

Oun Sambath and his pet python.

A few months after Oun Sambath was born, his family found a baby python under his mattress. They carefully took it outside, but during the night it returned to be with the baby boy. The boy’s father prayed, and decided that the snake belonged to the boy and would bring them happiness.

The boy and the snake have been together ever since. They have played together, have slept together, and even have talked together.

“What do you say to the snake?” People have asked the boy.

“That is a secret,” the boy has replied.

[the link to the article]

use for b. part of idea.