Alternative phrases to “calm your tits”

kitten-burrito:

mamasam:

kabetown:

  • soothe your boobs
  • de-stress your breasts
  • undo the calamity that is your mammaries
  • adjust your bust before it combusts

I also like:

  • give that chest a rest
  • hakuna your tatas

don’t have a rack attack

laughterkey:

jamiekatewrites:

I WANT ALL THE BABIES

I wanna go home and play with MY baby. =3

allforshipshipforall:

Girls & Voices

"There is no index of character so sure as the voice."

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Here the Guys

allforshipshipforall:

Guys & Voices

"There is no index of character so sure as the voice."

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Here the Girls

tarzanna:

denimcladveggieburger:

deckitout:

deckitout:

MY LESBIAN GRANDMAS BOUGHT EACH OTHER THE SAME FLANNEL SHIRT FROM MACYS FOR CHRISTMAS IM CRYING

UPDATE: THEY BOTH AGREED ON NOT GIVING EACH OTHER GIFTS

AHH

YOU HAD ME AT LESBIAN GRANDMAS 

raspomme:

The Literary Club and the Classic Literature Club switch clothes

古典部と文芸部で制服交換
By Rito

Hiroomi: This uniform looks good on you too, Mitsuki.
Mitsuki: Yeah, but it’d be nice if the bodies would switch too.
Akihito: Kuriyama-san, if you don’t have any glasses on you, use these.

Satoshi: There sure are a lot of glasses in here, but…?
Eru: Mayaka-san, you’re so cute!

Permission was granted by the original artist to use this image.

The best kind of alcohol is a lot.

jordanleeemerson:

gay8:

fuck attractive people

i’m trying

nandabanaota:

if santa can eat thousands of cookies in one night why can’t i

vuls:

prepare for high school then prepare for college then prepare for your career then prepare for retirement then you’re dead 

baboushkat:

peterfromtexas:

UCF two tallest volleyball players and shortest cheerleader

its like they’re not even the same species.

baboushkat:

peterfromtexas:

UCF two tallest volleyball players and shortest cheerleader

its like they’re not even the same species.

in-love-with-my-bed:

sometimenever:

spookyassnerd:

a spider was on my bed today so now i have to switch universities

that too

collegeessaytips:

secret santa idea: pay my college tuition