zillatamer:

unimpressedcats:

food? no… friend

I like how the hamster’s fear response is to just eat faster like
If I’m going to die, it should be with a full stomach.

zillatamer:

unimpressedcats:

food? no… friend

I like how the hamster’s fear response is to just eat faster like

If I’m going to die, it should be with a full stomach.

calliotp:

do you think shakira has shakirity guards 

switchbladetheoneandonly:

ponetasmagoria:

I am kinda terrified of Justin Bieber

if you think about it

he has direct command over an army of teenage girls who threaten death without a second thought at the mere mention of another girl’s name

imagine what would happen if he actually demanded sacrifice

I’VE BEEN SAYING THIS AND NO ONE LISTENS

epic-humor:

shutuupp: I keep losing everything except weight

 

epic-humor:

textpoops: She wants the D

her teachers are concerned

why doesn’t she want the A

didiforgettotellyouwhereimfrom:

image

the-chubby-nerd:

I don’t care who you fucking think you are
If a kid wants to show you something they’re proud of, you better fucking act impressed
I don’t care if it’s a small score on a video game or a piece of art made of nothing but blue paint or even a fucking fake burp
You better fucking act like you just saw Jesus materialize out of thin air.

butterpopsicle:

ALASKAN BULL WORM

It wasn’t funny until I read that comment.

butterpopsicle:

ALASKAN BULL WORM

It wasn’t funny until I read that comment.