last-of-the-american-zombies:

Reasons to be a mermaid;

  1. No pants.
  2. No periods.
  3. Perfect hair.
  4. You can lure men to their death.
  5. Free clam bra.

oc34neyes:

snoopdogg420:

heres that fucing cat lookin like its wearing circle lenses 

i didnt know a cat could be prettier than most human beings. 

raideo:

0ver-doze:

REBLOGGING FOR THE LAST FUCKING ONE

vaniccio:

i struggle between wanting to stay up late and wanting extra hours of sleep

kishiria:

curi0userandcuri0user:

yourtrashgold:

beingspooktastic:

my favourite thing about history is how everyone tries to invade russia but are somehow caught off guard by the russian winter 

in soviet russia country fight for you

My brother and I have and interesting theory that if Canadians tried to invade Russia they would actually survive, but once they reached the capitol they would just make friends and play some hockey

I agree with this assessment.

daftwithoneshoe:

meowlingquimm:

I thought you werent ever coming home so I panicked



hang in there

daftwithoneshoe:

meowlingquimm:

I thought you werent ever coming home so I panicked

hang in there

tanku:

still waiting for the 4DS where i will be physically transported into the realm of pokemon

princesschloepea:

life tip whatever dumb ass name you get siri to call you is what your iphone automatically signs your emails as. i have been applying to jobs for 2 months as queef.